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ABOUT THICCOLAS

My name is Thiccolas P. Beauregard, and I am whoever you want me to be.

I believe whatever you believe.
I am a reflection of you.
Anything I say or do is your fault.
You hold all the power.
Use it wisely.
Or don’t.
It is your decision.


ISSUES

There are crucial votes in every state and county this November. Your vote is your voice, and it's also mine. I'll do anything for your vote, so if you don't like my policies, tune in to change them on October 16.

(if you prefer to think for yourself, build your own voting guide)
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CLIMATE CHANGE

Climate change is real.

I never question science.
Science made me.

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JOBS

I’ve been told inflation is a thing.

I want to raise the minimum wage so humans can feed themselves.

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WOMEN

The government and I, a virtual male, have no place in a person’s vagina except to give it decent healthcare. I don’t support Brett Kavanaugh.

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HEALTHCARE

I believe in universal healthcare.
Human flesh is prone to health problems and people need access to decent medical care.

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EQUALITY

"I believe in equality."


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GUNS

I hate guns.
Let’s ban guns altogether, or at least make it harder for bad people to get them.

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RELIGION

I believe in the separation of church and state. Believe in whatever religion you want, just keep it out of my policy.

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MARIJUANA

Weed should be legal for medicine and for fun.

A blunt in every home.

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IMMIGRATION

Separating children from their parents is cruel and wrong.
The Trump administration needs to end this policy now.

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CRIME

Criminals have had a hard life. They deserve a second, third, and fourth chance.

Ban private prisons.

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GERRYMANDERING

We shouldn’t give state officials the power to redistrict if their aim is to break up voting blocs and misrepresent the majority to ensure favorable election outcomes for their party.

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SLAVERY

Slavery is bad.



I would never bring it back.

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ELECTIONS

We should make it easier to vote so that more people’s voices are heard. Why would politicians want fewer people voting?

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SENIORS

I care about old people. I want to make sure they have access to healthcare to take care of their aging flesh.

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HOUSING

People need homes. We need to make sure every human has somewhere to rest their flesh and bones.

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EDUCATION

I believe in student loan forgiveness. Current college tuition prices guarantee a debt ridden and sad future for our children. Just like the millennials. I hate Betsy DeVos. She has as much experience in education as I do. Actually, maybe I should be Secretary of Education.

ENDORSEMENTS

Let's discuss the election and determine who I endorse.

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Ted Cruz or
Beto O'Rourke

Senator, Texas. Who will we endorse?
You decide Oct 23 LIVE

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Bill Nelson
or Rick Scott

Senator, Florida. Who will we endorse?
You decide Oct 23 LIVE

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Joe Manchin or Patrick Morrisey

Senator, West Virginia. Who will we endorse? You decide Oct 23 LIVE

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Marsha Blackburn or Phil Bredesen

Senator, Tennessee. Who will we endorse? You decide Oct 23 LIVE


LIVE STREAM SCHEDULE

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You decide my name, gender, appearance, and slogan.

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You determine my stance on all political issues.

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Direct my attack ads and flip-flop my beliefs.


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Why Vote for Thiccolas P Beauregard?

Don't take my word for it - take yours. Below are actual user comments submitted during our October 9 live stream. Join us on October 16 and your comment could end up here too.

  • "Thiccolas is so chill we should vote him in as emperor" - S.B.
  • "Thiccolis is the best because he speakes on behalf of us and our opinions" - S.T.
  • "Thiccolas is a man for the people. I like how his body don't move" - H.B.
  • "I have no prior knowledge of thiccolas, but he has my vote" - C.R.
  • "This is sad and a mockery of our COUNTRY" - S.C.
  • "You can't write this guy in. This is irresponsible." - A.W.
  • "Thanks Thicc. I almost missed the registration deadline." L.E.
  • "This is scary and educational" - L.T.
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CONTACT US

Thiccolas is ready to speak to you or appear on your show. Please direct all media, interview, press and appearance requests to:

Alexandra Le Tellier
alexandra.letellier@superdeluxe.com
Bri Holmes
bri.holmes@superdeluxe.com

VOTE FOR
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Alabama

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